I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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