I accidentally burped into my bong.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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