I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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