woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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