and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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