I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I currently don't understand fingers.
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