I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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