that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
