So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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