i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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