I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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