i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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