I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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