why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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