just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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