how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
