8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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