Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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