Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
