When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you didnt know i had herpes?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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