am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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