She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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