Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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