I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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