I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize
