i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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