I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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