But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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