Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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