its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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