between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think a kid would responsible me up
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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