Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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