Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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