this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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