shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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