just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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