Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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