We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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