YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
