i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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