Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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