Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize