:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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