Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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