Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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