I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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