Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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