I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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