That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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