Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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