Can i not drive my cunt home
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she pinky promised me she was 18
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
