I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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