There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
