There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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