I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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